My great Roller Derby adventure
By Joe Blenkle/Editor


When I first arrived the Roller Derby track was still being put together by the work crew. Photo by Joe Blenkle
    It was Saturday, Oct. 14, 2006.
    I hadn't skated in 30 years, but after training for the past two months, it was finally my day on the banked track. They were holding an open session before the Bombers vs. Pioneers game at Alameda High School.
     I got there just before 4 p.m. (when the session was supposed to start), but they were still assembling the track. The track had been in storage and parts of it didn't look like it was in very good shape. Some of the boards seemed a little warped and it looked like they were even cutting new strips of masonite to put on the track in some places. Jim Fitzpatrick, who was doing the training session, said a three-hour track assembly job was taking about eight hours to get done.
    They finally got the track assembled. There were probably a dozen or so rookie skaters there getting skate time in before the game that was scheduled for 8 p.m. - some were skating around the workers as they screwed the boards down.  This isn't something I wanted to try so I just sat in the stands watching until the workers were completely done. By then all the skaters were on the track and they were going really fast in a tight pack. I sat in the stands some more!!! There was no way I was even going to try to get on the track until they slowed down or stopped, but they weren't showing any indication of doing that. Plus there was a local TV station shooting some video there. I didn't want to be the "slow rail-guy" that was caught in the video while everyone else was skating full speed around the track.

That's me on the track!  Photo by Sharlene Blenkle

     Jim Fitzpatrick was on the infield and saw me still sitting in the stands, so he came over to the rail and provided me some protection while I got on the track. Once I was upright on my skates, each time the group of skaters went by me, I went a little farther toward the corner of the track. One of the more veteran skaters had told me it would be best to stand on the corners because the skaters would cut down to the lower part of the track as they headed into the corner. Jim had told me to stay up by the rail regardless and they would go around me, but the other skater said I should be on the lower part of the track for the straightaways and the upper part on the corners. They were both somewhat right. On the straightaways, everyone pretty much covered the whole width of the track. I would have been in the way either place. And I wasn't that trusting that the skaters would manuever around me!!!
      I almost fell shortly after I got on the track - not because of anything I did, but there was a huge bump in the track against the rail (as I said, the boards under the masonite looked warped) and I wasn't expecting it. I finally made it safely to the first turn and stood there awhile - these skaters were just going too fast!  I kind of rolled around the upper part of the turns a little farther each time the pack went by. I didn't dare actually jump out there and skate. And I doubted I'd make it down the straightaway before the pack came around again.
      Finally when I got to the far corner, I stood there for awhile watching the pack. Even though I wasn't moving, I was learning by watching what the other skaters were doing. I was also trying to judge if I could make it down the straightaway before they came by again and ran me over. It took awhile, but they finally slowed a little, and I rolled off the high bank and down the straightaway. Wheeeeeee! I told Jim later that I didn't do a five-stride -- it was more like a roll and a one-stride so I could get back up the high bank on the next corner. I did this for two or three laps before my legs and back were killing me from standing too much on the high end of the bank. It felt the same way as when I stand too long on a steep ski slope on my skis.
     I didn't have any problems with the banked track though and think I could have skated on it fairly well if I hadn't been so intimidated by the fast-moving pack of skaters. I really don't like getting run over!!! And for once, I didn't think about the leg I had broken four years earlier. It's still weak and I'm always been fearful it will go out from under me. But once I got on that track, the thought never even entered my mind.
    That was my banked track adventure. Despite only being out there for a little while it was well worth it and I hope I get to try it again (under less crowded conditions).

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